Knocking on the porta-potty door is not gonna make me go any faster and just might make stay in there a little bit longer
51st Marathon/42nd State/DC
Back to Fargo:
- When most people think of Fargo they probably think of the movie "Fargo" which wasn't filmed in Fargo
- Flying through ORD with weather issues can be just as bad as flying through ATL - they both suck
- I could write an entire about about getting to ORD but bottom line is I finally made it 2.5 hours after I was supposed in to get (12:30am)
- Grabbed a chicken Caesar salad and a mini-bottle of wine and then got to bed somewhere around 1:30am. - With an 8am start I was able to sleep in a bit more but not much since I had to get there early for parking and my race bib
- The concern leading up to the race was how hot it was gonna be and if the Race Director would stop the race due to a high wet-bulb temperature. Apparently they didn't look at the real forecast since that was calling for 30% of thunderstorms, high winds and then eventually some sun with a high of 83F.
- Woke up to a downpour
- It rained for about the first 7 miles - not really sure when it stopped - guess that is a good thing if you don't know when it stops must mean you aren't focused on the rain - as usual my mind was elsewhere but not wandering
- As we ran through downtown we ran past the Fargo movie theater which had the marque:
"Fago Marathoners Are Iron Men 2 (with the showtimes)" - pretty creative play on words
- After leaving downtown we crossed over into Minnesota (Moorhead) - sorry don't get credit for two states
- By the time mile 10 hit I was ready to walk - my legs were tiring or so I thought - I knew something wasn't right but I was still producing about 7:20 miles
- Hit the halfway point at 1:37:03nge
- The last few races I have been eating Jolly Ranchers in addition to Gu - some people put a bucket of Jolly Ranchers out around Mile 12 (would hit it again at Mile 14) I loaded up for the remainder of the race and my next three races
- Around Mile 15 what I thought was my legs giving way was actually my abdominal strain - it had been building since Mile 10 - so I tried to slow down but kept producing 7:20 miles and then by Mile 16 the pain was being too much to keep running but the beer at mile 19 it was really really good (not sure what it was but had never seen it before)
- Mile 16 was about the same time the clouds broke and unleashed the sun and wind
- By mile 20 I was running with my hand on my gut and had people asking if I was okay or needed water
- Maybe it is the cold long winters that make the people in Fargo what they are but they are pretty some creative and funny people and I think the porta-potty at Mile 21 summed it up - I wish I had taken the sign but it was better for others to witness: did you have bran for breakfast? Then another sign had this long tirade about staying in there too long or at the water stop too long....you had to be there to appreciate it
- The official Fargo observation had wind gusts as high as 48mph - we were kinda sheltered with the trees and was probably closer to 25/30mph but still heat/humidity and wind not a good combo if even for the last few miles
- The last few miles were a race against the clock just like last week but this time I wanted to break 3:25 and once again I had to pickup the pace and not walk like I had been doing at each mile marker since Mile 20
- Was able to run the last 1.4 miles w/o walking and "sprinted" to a 3:24:55 finish
- With all my pain issues and the sights to see through Fargo my mind was pretty occupied - Fargo is a surprisingly pretty city- the winter would keep me from moving there and not to mention the small problems they have with the Red River (there is a reason the marathon is run in May as opposed to April) and going to the Washington DC Trapeze School tomorrow (assuming it is not canceled for rain) - should be a lot of fun
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Tidbits:
- Ran into Don Kern who I ran Antarctica with in Feb 07 always great to
see peeps from that trip
- After the race went to see the Roger Maris "museum" at the West Acres mall
- Heard on the radio, "Did you know Fargo is the least populous city in America named Fargo, I saw that on Wikipedia."
- Heard at the coffee shop in the Fargo Airport, "I'll need your John Henry" I'm pretty sure it is John Hancock but John Henry made the Urban Dictionary among other meanings
- Green day songs are awesome to run to heard at least five GD songs on the course
Next:
With this marathon I have nine states remaining but only three - maybe four the rest of the year if I decide to run Alaska. With only nine remaining its kinda like being at mile 17 of a marathon - only single digits remain (if you don't count the Syndey Marathon in Sep 2011 (days after my 40th birthday)